Paul Ryan or Gabe Lewis (From "The Office") QUIZ!

Which one is Paul Ryan?

Considering the striking resemblance between the Republican Party's nomination of Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan and Gabe Susan Lewis from NBC's "The Office, as well as the propensity of both to wear poorly-fitted suits, I upon request have created a short quiz with quotes from both Ryan and Gabe. The challenge is trying to determine who said what!

Enjoy!

1. "C.E.O. to C.O.O. ...what a difference a letter makes."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

2. "Lift Here and Be Happy."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

3. "If a company is moving into a new product line, or if it's in an area where they have not developed an expertise, there's increased risk there. We'd need to talk more about what they are planning to do as a result of the expansion, and what benefit it is to the company."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

4. "I don't want... to incentivize murder."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

5. "I should probably get involved in this but, I think my energy is better spent on the Cookie Monster issue."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

6. "What matters to me is that I do what I think is right and I see, I’m a numbers guy, that’s my attitude."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

7. "I love maternity wards. It’s the perfect blend of love and horror."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

8. "Ok well once this starts it's going to be moving fast it's going to be hot and heavy, and I don't want a bunch of bureaucratic red tape wrapped around my jock you know."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

9. "I flush away annoying problems so others can keep their hands clean and, just like a toilet, I am essential.."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

10. "I like Rage Against The Machine."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

11. "Soy has long been used as an ingredient in ink and paint and now it's an alternative fuel to power cars, trucks and other vehicles."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

12. "Statements of such nature, while they have their place, are overused in a competitive business environment."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

13. "The secret to understanding me is, I'm not trying to be anybody other than who I actually am."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

14. "I really don't have tremendous political ambition. I have policy ambition."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

15. "When you’re dealing with a large organization, sometimes you have to put up with policies you don’t like. I wish my gym didn’t allow full nudity in the locker room. Seeing these old guys walking around naked feels almost passive-aggressive. But I deal with it ‘cause it’s policy."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

16. "Oh, come on. My rules could not possibly have been that oppressive."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

17. "I believe we have become paralyzed by our desire to be loved."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

18. "Hey everyone. Hi. Quite an afternoon, huh? Cathartic in a way. I'm glad I got to share it with you. It makes you think about what's really important. It's not about showing you're in charge or flexing some sort of authority. It's about forgiveness."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

19. "My entire childhood, I was the one left out, and I said to myself: If you just achieve some success, you'll be part of them. You'll be part of the happy ones. But instead, people just used my success as a new way to shut me out."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

20. "I'm kind of a work out guy."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

21. "I remember when people thought biceps were all that. They’d flex them all night at the discotheque."
Paul Ryan
Gabe Lewis

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