Confused?
Just look at the following two products:
Notice anything?

"Musselman" is an archaic English word for "Muslim" and "White House" is, well, the White House.
Considering the products are practically identical - saucy bits of apple - it is like saying Muslim's White House...
And why apple sauce?
Because of Johnny Appleseed, of course! He was an American folk hero who introduced apple trees across America to large parts of the Midwest. This appears to be the strategy of modern day Musselmans - just look at the prevalence of Islam in Dearborn, Michigan and Frankford, Texas...
With every purchase of these products, American dollars are flowing overseas to fund terrorism... maybe...
Oh yeah:
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BHO and wife at Jakarta mosque. |
Disclaimer: This article is a joke intended to illustrate the ridiculousness of actual right-wing conspiracy theories.
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